Bring back candy cigs for the youngin's

Back in the day (the 1990's) when I wuz on every billboard and magazine in America and I wuz getting lots of toe action, there wuz outcry from the politically correct to silence me (you know the first amendment and all which sez freedom of speech for all but camels and tobacco companies and wat not). It seems the PC folk wuz saying that yurz truly wuz corrupting the youth of our fine nation by encouraging them to smoke. While on the surface that may seem plausible 'specially since my brand is now up there with the "M" word (we dare not say the name of my dreaded enemy in this blog) as the most popular brand among young smokers.

I have a different theory. See, about that time, candy cigarettes were becoming taboo and even illegal in many places. So instead of puffing on their candy and gum smokes, kids turned to the real joe- and of course they started smoking.

So my solution ? Bring back the imitation so when the little ones see their parents smoking, they've got somethin' of their own without ganking a pack of pop's reds and sneaking behind the barnI guess not a bad choice for the beginner..... "m" reds is a mediocre gum. Once you have the habit (gum chewing of course) though you'll want something better like.......

Yes, you know I highly recommend these turkish blended gums. Try it in filter, lichts, or for the daring...... ACMEL straights!!!


For the kiddie who likes a minty gum which leaves a cool refreshing taste in their mouth, joe highly recommends salam.




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