Going back to Cali ? I don't think so.............

This picture wuz back sometime in my heydey. Back when I was a camel on a mission to get more toe. It was me smokin' in the old pool hall back when smokin' was cool and we could smoke in a pool hall. See, I live in Cali and the freaks out in Coastal California decided they could ban smokin' in all public places whether the owner or patrons of the business wanted it banned or not. But that's just the hypocrisy of the freaks on the coast. Let's ban smoking because smokers have no rights, but we have a right to stick our AIDS infected jimmy wherever it will fit. Let's save the fuckin' whales, but it's all right if we want to kill our unborn babies. Life and liberty is only precious if we say it is. Let's help the homeless and those too lazy too work, but fuck the working stiff who must pay up the ying-yang in taxes. Yes, we in the Cali interior have to pay for their social experimentations out on the coast. Especially out in Sodom and Gomorrah (SF and Oakland) and in that cess pool of semi-human existence the LA metro area. Fuck all those people on the coast. May God send them an earthquake and send the whole freak coast into the Pacific Ocean. I've always wanted beachfront property.............

As for smokin' in pool halls well, me and my buddies have a smokeeasy pool hall. We've all paid off the cops who smoke and drink and play pool instead of hang out at the donut shop down the street (whose freak San Fran owner would never allow the God given right to smoke). Doesn't that bother you coastal freak Californians ? A bastion of freedom in the People's Republic of Cali. I bet you're just waiting to call Diane Feinstein or Nancy Pelosi so they can send the brown shirts out to investigate, unfortunately, I won't tell you what city of freedom I live in and their probably too busy munching carpet right now to care anyway.